July 2007

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MINIONS OF ME

Because I am now “the” Machiavellian Prince, I would like to share with you some pesky, evil points that you may ponder on in times of need. These axioms may not relate to you directly today but as time passes, you may feel the need of its guidance. Surely, I am a rightful giver of [...]

BREAKING NEWS: ST. LASALLE REPORTEDLY SOURGRAPING. THOMAS AND IGNATIUS, BEST FRIENDS FOREVER?

Like today’s generation St. Ignatius hollered at his new B.F.F., St. Thomas, over the latter’s alleged divine intervention over what was supposedly a LaSalle favored game. St. LaSalle, the conio french guy that he is, screamed “O.M.G! T.I.S.N.F!” then sat in a corner and threw a tantrum; yakking “chamba” and protesting that Chris Tiu’s pogi [...]

GERONTOPHOBIA - THE FEAR OF GROWING OLD

I had once said that I fear growing old; not because I want to live lengthily, but rather because I may have lived it too short. People’s wish lists are so ideal - they want to sky dive, bunjee jump, scuba, learn photography, make music etc. - these are often just results of trying to [...]

THE DEATH OF HARRY POTTER (AN ALTERNATE ENDING)

The death of Harry Potter sent a dark cloud hovering over Hogwarts; there was nothing he could do. Voldemort had struck him with a decomposing spell that slowly drove his body to rot.
The great war in the realm of magic had taken its toll on every wizard, forcing them to take sides, making them betray [...]

THE MANANANGGAL

Severing the skin off of her victim,she feasts on yet another of the livingThe blood drawn beast, winged like a bata scavenger of the heavens in search of human heart
A far cry from how she stands under sunlight;A woman of scorn shun from the evils of the nightShe rests in her lair smiling at her [...]