June 2007

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I AM THE ONLINE GIGOLO

If you dont yet know, commenting is one of the biggest gifts you can give me as a blogger. It makes my service more fulfilling; a free one at that. You could at least stash a tip.
I try to give every one of my readers a good experience in my site. Even if my visitors [...]

ANOTHER UAAP SEASON

Fearless forecast: NU will not win this year.
The same story told for the past 70 years, but with a different cast.
Consider the 70th UAAP season a foresight of Hell. Ten kids in a coliseum, a ball to fight over, a color to represent and what do you know - the whole country is watching. Still [...]

HOW I WILL BE A BILLIONAIRE

The web master in me has sprung forth. He wants to make websites. And being Filipino, I cannot make sites that tread the realm of originality. I will have to make sites that look like rip-offs of what is more famous.
We all thought this about Yehey and Pinoyster; so here’s more:
1. FuckrFuckr is, like its [...]

THE LEGEND OF THE BLACK BIGOTE - PART 5

continued from
“Why are these people here?” I asked The Black Bigote.
“Why not, they’re buying company.”
The bankruptcy was inevitable. Two of the company’s biggest accounts had dropped leaving us on a dead zone. Nothing we could do would save the company. The only way for The Black Bigote to assure continuity was to sell it.
For awhile [...]

THE LEGEND OF THE BLACK BIGOTE - PART 4

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Becoming an asshole, I would later learn, takes so much work. The coffee incident started what would be a daily routine of who got the better of whom.
We practiced it during break time..
“Paolo would you like some chicken?”“Sure!”“I didn’t touch it. I just spat on one.”
On special occassions..
“Happy birthday Paolo”“Thanks”“What do you want for [...]